hey girl. are you uh. is your dad dead.
ALTak jason with longer hair.....as a treat.......cause i wish there had been a scene w/o his helmet that wasnt a flashback 💔
I know Jason always calls Dick the "Golden child" and in comics tends to paint him as this unbeatable person in terms of morals/goodness in his head, which makes Jason feel inferior and not good enough..
but I think it'd be so fucking funny if instead of Jason thinking he'll never be as good as Dick, it's actually him just mocking his brother around others, because Jason 100% remembers Dick on multiple occasions offering his 12yo self weed while Bruce wasn't around, and he's the only sibling with the knowledge that Dick wasn't this "holier than thou, I make no mistakes and am perfect" child, which is why Jason keeps praising to the younger batfam members on how Dick is so perfect KNOWING that Dick was absolutely not that.
femmefangirl asked:
so, i wanted to ask you about an au where Dick is a Talon and everyone knows about it, except Jason.
He finally figures it out because Dick ate some nail polish that Tim handed to him for research purposes.
lesbiananitafite answered:
Dick: Jay I literally look like a zombie and fight like a killing machine, how did you not know?
Jason: I don’t know! I thought you just had some weird genes and a freaky skincare routine
Jason:
Jason: can you eat a bullet?
Dick: I don’t know, but now is a great time to find out
Anonymous asked:
Explain every batfam ship (wrong answers only)
incorrectbatfam answered:
Dickkory: popular kids who became prom king and queen
Dickbabs: nerd that’s secretly a jock x jock that’s secretly a nerd
Birdflash: “I wish I could see the world bro” “I’m looking at it right now bro” “bro <3”
Jaytemis: the solidarity of two semi trucks on an empty road at night
Jayroy: “my brother CANNOT know about this”
Jaykyle: a bar fight
Timsteph: the kids that got their phones confiscated for texting each other across the room
Timkon: Person A: *infodumps* Person B: “marry me”
Timber: POV we stumbled across the a crime scene at the same time and you dropped the most batshit theory of who did it but I think you might be onto something
Super Sons: kids pulling each other’s pigtails
Stephcass: what if we kissed 😳 at your parents’ house 😳 and we’re both girls 😳
Harlivy: prepare for trouble and make it double
Batcat: “Can I borrow your shirt” “It’s too small” “Too late I’m already wearing it”
Batlantern: buddy cop but they’re neither buddies nor cops
Superbat: “i love you” “k”
SKILLS - Fallout OC Ask Prompt
Send either a number for a specific ask, or a Skill for all asks under that category!
(or just fill the whole thing out yourself to develop your character on your own!)
Barter
1. How important is making money or acquiring wealth to your character? Do they even need it?
2. Is your character quick to take care of others in need, or do they look out for themselves first and foremost?
3. What is something other than money that could make your character do something they otherwise wouldn’t want to do? What about something they otherwise really, really, really wouldn’t want to do?
Energy Weapons
4. Does your character prefer high-tech or low-tech solutions to problems?
5. What does your character think about pre-war society?
6. Is your character easily exhaustible? Are they normally an energetic person or more lethargic? If the former, what would reduce them to the latter; if the latter, what would excite them into the former?
Explosives
7. How does your character express anger? Do they have a short temper, do they bury their rage until they burst, or can they handle it well?
8. Does your character have any particular pet peeves that irritate them?
9. Is there anything that anyone who knows better should avoid bringing up to your character (i.e., any conversational landmines)?
Guns
10. What is your character’s weapon of choice? Are they good in a fight, whether armed or not?
11. Has your character ever killed anyone purely in cold blood?
12. What are your character’s opinions on war? Is it something necessary or barbaric, or both? Do they believe in noble conflict or the existence of “a good war?”
Lockpick
13. Does your character prefer careful finesse or brute force in most situations?
14. How greedy is your character? Would they scavenge anything and everything they can carry from someplace “just in case”, or only ever take what they know they need?
15. What is your character’s most prized possession, and where do they keep it?
Medicine
16. How does your character tolerate pain? How do they handle stress and trauma?
17. Does your character have any habits? Any tics, fixations, rituals, superstitions, or dependencies?
18. What’s something that always makes your character feel better (physically, emotionally, mentally)?
Melee Weapons
19. What does it take to motivate your character to violence? Do they try to avoid violence as much as possible, are they willing and able to instigate violence, or are they even outright bloodthirsty?
20. How resourceful is your character? How adept are they at improvising with things around them or repurposing random junk into valuables, weapons, or tools?
21. Does your character have any comfort objects that they prefer to keep on their person as much as possible, or frequently hold in their hand just to hold it?
Repair
22. What is your character’s single most handy trait or skill?
23. How concerned is your character with practicality? Are they more down-to-earth, grounded, or focused on necessity, or are they more of a dreamer, indulgent, or reckless?
24. How quick is your character to forgive? Are they able to earn forgiveness from others easily?
Science
25. What kind(s) of intelligence would you say that your character does and does not have?
26. What kinds of things fascinate your character? Do they have any personal interests that aren’t necessarily practical, but that they just like?
27. Does your character appreciate a good puzzle, or any other kind of intellectual or strategic challenge (e.g. Sudoku, chess)?
Sneak
28. How does your character handle being alone in a wide-open space, being one of many in a large crowd, and being stuck with someone else one-on-one?
29. How does your character behave when nobody else is around? How does this differ from how they act around strangers, friends, or lovers?
30. Suppose your character just wants to disappear; where would they want to disappear to?
Speech
31. What does your OC sound like? What is the tone of their voice, their cadence, and their vocabulary; are they particularly profane or eloquent? Are they funny, and if so, what’s their sense of humor? Are they long-winded or do they speak little, and if it’s the latter, is that only because they’re concise or is it because they have genuine trouble speaking?
32. Is your character a good liar, or can they manipulate people well? Are they able to conceal what they mean or what they’re feeling, or are they an open book whether they mean to be or not?
33. What is something that could be said to your character that would be unforgivable, either by someone in general or by someone specific? How would they respond?
Survival
34. How well does your character take care of themselves in the wilderness? Do they feel most at home in the wilderness, small settlements, or densely inhabited areas? Are there any particular reasons why that is?
35. What kind of diet does your character keep? Is it more indiscriminate, or picky or particular? Are they good cooks, whether in a kitchen or by a fire? Do they think of food as simple sustenance, or do they appreciate indulgent dishes and finer flavors? Do they have a favorite food?
36. What keeps your character going? What is the one thing that they have that could motivate them to keep persisting if they lost literally everything else?
Unarmed
37. How good is your character with their hands or fingers? Do they have a light, gentle touch, or are they hard or uncoordinated? Does your character have any dexterous talents?
38. Is your character physically expressive or do they make a lot of gestures (i.e. do they “talk with their hands”), and if so, what kinds of gestures do they make?
39. Does your character like to be touched or touch others? How does your character value personal space? What kinds of boundaries, physical and otherwise, are important to your character?
Batman and Barry are having a calm–if not even a nice conversation when it happens. They’re walking around the Watchtower, talking about the League’s next mission, and that’s when Barry’s face drops, and points to something ahead of them.
It’s Wally. On one knee. With a small black box in his hand. Dick is in front of him.
They both stop and stare.
Wally is speaking.
“Richard ‘Dick’,” Wally wiggles his eyebrows suggestively, and Barry wants to die, “Grayson-Wayne, will you do me the honors of being my favorite baby-girl for the rest of my life, and marry the Wall-man?”
Barry wants to die. He wants to be dead. He wants to dig a 10-foot hole, and cover himself in the dirt, and stay there forever. He can’t even gauge how his face looks right now, and he does not want to look at Batman. The Bat. The guy who decided to dress up as a Man-Bat, go out, and terrorize the criminals of Gotham as a hobby. And his nephew, his loving, funny, fucking stupid, nephew, Wally, just proposed to Batman’s kid. And called himself the “Wall-man” and called the Batkid his “favorite baby girl.”
Dick just said yes.
Barry was not ready to be related to Batman.
Batman: *beating a criminal*
*incoming call*
Batman: *clenching the thug’s shirt in one hand and pausing* *answering* I’m busy. No. *hangs up and starts punching again*
Nightwing: *beating a criminal*
*incoming call*
Nightwing: *without missing a breath* Hello? Oh hiiiii KF!!! What’s up man? Nope, sounds good! You free this weekend? I’ve found this great food place-*all the while beating the absolute shit out of this thug with blood splattered over his face*
This is the real reason why villains are terrified of Nightwing. The man will shatter your bones while planning a birthday party at the same time.
Batman changed his Robin fast.
Like farther, like son. Damian changed his Batman fast too